brologue
silly, manly dialogue between two bros. often involves girls or s-x.
brologue:
bro 1: you know what my three rules are right?
bro 2: first, no teeth.
bro 1: yeah man, no f-ckin’ teeth. and rule number two watch the teeth! rule three? i mean it no teeth!
bro 2: yeah dude that’s the worst.
mindless chatter between two bros. most sentences in a brologue are made up of the word “bro” or variations of said word. nothing meaningful ever comes out of these types of conversations, unless you believe that males communicate non-verbally.
tim texts forrest after a long night of partying and a brologue ensues,
tim- “sup bro”
forrest- “not much brah, that party tonight was crazy though”
tim- “yeah i know brosif, it was bromazing.”
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