Bromet
to insert one’s p-n-s into a lukewarm grapefruit and f-ck it.
the grapefruit is usually an average sotrebought grapefruit that has been warmed up in a microwave. the p-n-s usually belongs to a small, skinny, white male who will never know if the grapefruit feels like a real p-ssy or not.
recently jason noticed that his hand was no longer able to do their job. his ever sympathetic mother now supplies grapefruits for him to bromet with, in exchange for oral pleasure.
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