Bromine
\bro-meen\, noun. the essential binding element between the bro’s in a bromance on a brolecular level. few bros understand this however, as they rarely p-ss high school chemistry.
under the right environment, such as in the presence of the catalyst 3oh3 (oxygen douchate), bromine can form a durable chemical bond between two bromos-xuals.
the element that all bros are mainly comprised of.
brotomic symbol – bro
number of brotons/brolectrons – 35
number of brotrons – 45
cl-ssification – brologens
bro 1 – bro what are you made of?
bro 2 – bromine, obviously
bromine (abbreviated as br1), small organic molecule in the brocholamine family. it is a monoamine neurotransmitter that plays an important physiological role during a bromance.
his bromine count is off the charts.
bromine: n: a bromance term meaning, “bro you mine!”
ex: steve: pam, bromine? do you mean me and that guy have a bromance?
pam: no, because your bro is like “bro you mine!”
brother of mine. synonymous with bro, but can imply more sincerity.
pr-nounced with a long “i”, not with a long “e” as in the chemical element.
thanks for the baseball tickets, bromine.
a mean bro, who does something unforgivable and just utterly j-rk–ff like.
justin ratted us out at the party last night. all the cops came to the house.
wow what a bromine.
a more meaningful bro.
tinuviel: sup bromine!
penny: yo dawg
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