bromise
essentially a promise you make to a bro. one that you can never break. ever. stronger than a promise.
“i bromise you that i will never sleep with your girlfriend. ever”
originated in the maryland
first spoken by jack attack’s little brother
sn1: please explain the bromise so i could sleep at night
sn2: bromise just means promise.. except that u really promise
i bromise i’ll give you the money tommorow, cuz im cool like that
a sacred unbreakable promise made between two bro’s. now this can be between to blood brothers or between brothers from other mothers.
patrick, you better bromise me to quit tokin up soon bro
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