Bromo

when you are talking to a guy and you do not mean it in a s-xual way, but in a bro way.
i like you, bromo.
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dudes that happen to be gay, but aren’t flamboyant at all. prefer to go drink beer at a buddy’s place, rather than go to the gay bar and pay for overpriced c-cktails and listen to bouncy, campy club songs.

a bromo is not conceited in his looks, but is still put together decently, groomed but not over plucked.

not to be confused by bromance.
i.e., i really like my guy to be a bromo, not overly gay, but gay just where it counts.
derives from combing the two words “h-m-” and “brother”. shares similar characteristics from it’s origin; as in a close guy friend who sometimes comes off as being h-m-.
mike has known todd nearly all his life and the two have endured a lot of experiences together. they really must be bromos.
front man for the cl-ssic alternative psychedelic rock band bromo and the scrub babies. sometimes he spells his name “bromö.” there was some concern that other urban dictionary definitions for “bromo” were causing confusion among his fans.
you rock, bromo!
a h-m-s-xual friend who is also your bro.
ryan: mike is sooooo gay, man.

alex: i don’t give a f-ck man, that kid is my bromo!
a combination of “bro” and “h-m-” meaning that person who already comes off as being a bro(you know those types with their flat-billed hats and sagging jeans and vans..)and you come to find out through observation that they are not only “bros” but “h-m-s”. ere go, bromos!
“dude you know how we were just trashing david and his attire, i heard him talking in biology and he is a total bromo!”
a gay male who can commonly be found with bro types.
bro, whenever i go out, i always bring my bro mo—he’s a designated wingman
a straight (?) male, completely obsessed with his body image, and outward appearance. will openly over-share, with fellow bro-mo’s, details related to his work-out regimen and which parts of his body are most sore from said work-out. may also be inclined to argue, with other bro-mo’s, the finer points of the “twilight” series “hunger games” “the bachelorette” and other culturally feminine subjects.

can be seen wearing polo shirts and $100.00 embellished jeans as well as spotless sneakers. may at first glance appear as a frat-rat or gym-rat, but once the bro-mo speaks the difference becomes clear. is known for such phrases as “bro i went to the gym this morning and did about 100 chin-ups, my pecks are so sore. you should totally feel them” or “broskie my thighs are on fire from my workout. gimme your hand and you can feel how hot they are.” women looking for an actual man are warned to stay clear. the bro-mo is an impostor.
“all james talks about is his body and twilight.”

“yeah he’s a total bro-mo”