budget

something that tells you just how broke you really are
i can’t even buy ramen noodle on my baby daddy budget.
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to be of poor quality.
did you see that girl that aaron hooked up with, d-mn she was budget.
process of allocating money from your weak, sk-nk -ss job in order to buy food, pay rent, car payments and insurance and still have enough to buy party supplies.
man, after paying my bills with that paycheck from mack donalds, i only have $3 to party on.
something that is poor/cheap or old
did you see his bike? hahaha that thing was budget like, it only had one tyre
n. resource allocation plan, prescribed for specific duration; resource most commonly is money, but other resources such as food and even intangible resources like time can be allocated in a budget.
yo ‘sup! i’ve had a miserable time managing my money, ‘cuz i been so m-th-f-ckin’ focused on keepin’ up wid da bling! werd.
a way to go broke methodicaly!
this years political budget!
a code word for marijuana when you’d rather not make the topic of weed obvious.

the logic is as follows…
you get bud
you bud get
you budget.

can be used as a verb ”to budget” or a noun ”budget”.
stoner 1 – when we picking up that we-
stoner 2 – budget man! budget! you get bud! reverse it? what do you get? budget!!
stoner 1 – woah, chill out dude, i was only asking when we were going to get the wendy house from my brother’s…
budget: your bosses reason to say no to any purchase you want or need to make.
sorry we don’t have enough money in the budget to buy you the boat you requisitioned. however we are going to reforecast so that you can purchase a rubber boat. oh boy, safe sailing.