bronch


brunch between 2 bros
guy 1: i’m hungry let’s get some breakfast
guy 2: but it’s lunchtime
guy 1: let’s get some brunch
guy 2: nah dude that’s heaps gay, we shall call it bronch
the theoretical area between the taint and the -sshole
bro, my bronch is raw after using that sh-tty toilet paper.
just a bunch of dudes getting together for brunch. it’s not gay, dammit!
hey, bro, wanna get bro-nch tomorrow?

yeah, dude! i love bro-nch!
lunch between two or more bros. (straight bros)
hey bros, let’s get some lunch. we’ll call it bronch.
the piece of skin stretching from the scr-t-m to the -sshole. also known as the taint, the grundel, the gooch, fromunda and the fuzzy fun bridge.
after a night of glorious s-x, i had her go under the blankets and sample my sunday “bronch.”

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