Bronevangelist
a brony who -ssertively attempts to recruit anyone who will listen, to convert to bronyism; or to religiously follow “my little pony”.
son: dad, you gotta try this new show!
dad: what show?
son: it’s called “my little pony”. it’s really awesome! the fans call it mlp! the fans are called bronies! its about these ponies that…
dad: what are you? some kind of bronevangelist?
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