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school more prestigious and well known than most colleges. students seem normal until you compare them to kids from different schools and realize they’re just weird.

they will merge mainstream slang & words like “like” w/ sat words and are kind of hard to understand if you arent one of them but waay cool.

most of the girls are goodlooking, and aren’t exactlty “nerds” but most get good grades.

equal ratio of extremly hot guys to guys so ugly you can’t even look at them.

science kids can be easily identified by other sciencites, even if they’ve never seen each other.
“omg! i was at like the bronx science against clinton basketball game & a guy from clinton missed when he threw the ball while standing on the parabola that’s on the court.”

“yo i’m so p-ssed. i broke my new ti 84 silver addition running from a seagull on campus today”
a school that may or may not be filled with nerds. we eat from the ghetto truck everyday (even though ned’s truck is better) but never get any fatter, mostly because we spend our free time running away from those f-cking seagulls. we are physically incapable of being racist, because any racist will have the living sh-t shanked out of him by every racial group. the security policies in our school are bs (as in bronx science, of course) thanks to f-cking clinton, those murderous raving beasts. unlike stuyvesant, we have the will to live and school spirit :). we are f-cking geniuses, but our school slogan sucks. we are most definitely not worth the trip, f-ck, my commute is 3 hours. we are in the middle of nowhere, the bronx, and our only connections to the outside world are the 1 and 4 trains. despite all of this, we are amazing.
kid1 (1am): yo what time you getting to school monday?
bxsci student: well, i left my house 5 minutes ago
kid1: aiight see you thursday

did you see that kid at bronx science?
yeah he was f-ckin white
(gets shanked by several russians, czechoslovakians, arabs, and somalians)
lol. number four didnt get into bronx science.
bronx science reference above.
noun,verb

1) a science school in the bronx
2) a place where the majority of the people practice larrywong
3) to pwn someone in any science matter
where’s bronx science? in the bronx you r-t-rd

sh-t, i heard they did larrywong in bronx science.

f-ck, you just got bronx scienced in that intel project.
2nd best public high school in new york city. heavy work load, lack of sleep, lack of school spirit, college crazy, content with one’s small clique. general consensus of dislike for princ-p-l valerie reidy by both students and faculty.
bronx science is one of new york city’s finest high schools, while stuyvesent is not… brooklyn tech doesn’t even count
a school in the bronx filled with stuyvesant hs rejects. the kids then go brag about how bronx science is so much better than stuy.
person 1: omg if i don’t get into stuy i will die!

right after the results of acceptance are released

person 1: eww you got into stuy? that school is so r-t-rded man. you shulda got into bronx science like me man.
the worst school in america. um how should i start…
– lack of sleep
– loser friends
– obnoxious people
– f-cking bad princ-p-l and gay teachers
– so much hw and 5 exams every week
– cut off from pop culture and the world
– every1 turns into a nerd and a loser after graduation
– 4 f-cking hrs of traveling
– no1 wants to want to you during lunch periods
– segregation lunch tables and social circles
– so many azns, jews and russians.
– no variety of cool or people in general
in general…. a prison for peopl who are ready to relinquish their lives for academics…. is it really worth it???? no!
dude 1: yo i wana become a doctor
sciencite 1: go to bronx science.
dude 1: are you f-cking kidding me?? i am not ready to give up my whole life for school. f-ck that.
sciencite 1: fine at least i will becoe a doctor and not you.
dude 1: um no i dont think so i just wont attend a destrutive school like bx science. why dont you go read your f-cking ap calculus book for fun?