Bronxilla


a very obese human being (at time of post, we have evidence to believe that this human being is a female) of puerto rican descent who resides, or had resided in the bronx and is extremely rude and belligerent to the human race.
john: “excuse me, but do you have a pen i can borrow. my dying father is in the emergency room, and the hospital needs me to fill out an insurance form.”

lorraine: “what do i look like to you? some kind of sh-tty–ss ball-point ink producing factory??? get outta my way, before i sit on you and use you flattened remains as a slug for a c-ke machine!”

john: “omg! there’s no need to be a bronxilla!”

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