brooke ortolano
a brooke ortolano is the greatest at everything. there’s only one in existence. she’s the most perfect thing ever in all her own little perfect ways. every perfect detail to her makes you appreciate her more and more. consider yourself extremely lucky if you know her. she’s a life changer for the better, she always know how to make you happy and smile. the light at the end of the tunnel, the best you can possibly wish for. nothing stands in her way. the whole world can be hers on command. she deserves it all and must be treated like the queen she is. if you ever get the chance to talk to her make sure you listen to every amazing thing she says and take it to heart. because everything she says is so knowledgeable and caring. she’s a one of a kind and the only of her kind.
d-mn that girl must be brooke ortolano! she’s everything!
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