Brooke’s House
any single location where you and your friends hang out.
when speaking of the location it is referred to as “brooke’s house”. ex: “let’s go to brooke’s house.”
when speaking of it as the name of a location it is referred as “brooke house”. ex: “let’s going to tom’s place, that’s our brooke house.”
guidelines for it to be a “brooke house”;
1) who ever’s house it is must be coolest as f-ck.
2) the owner of the house should be a girl.
3) in order to stay in the “brooke house” the owner must like you.
4) only call your house a “brooke house” if you and your friends do drugs and sh-t in that house. if you guys just hang out then call it what it actually is, a circle jerk.
5) if the majority of the population smokes cigarettes you must be able to put up with the smell or take up smoking.
6) all acts of violence in the “brooke house” are because you are high/intoxicated and should not carry over into the next day.
7) lastly, show love to whoever’s house it is, be respectful of their wishes and only steal their brother’s cookies if they say it’s ok.
pot head #1 – “dude where are we going to smoke this blunt?”
pot head #2 – “don’t worry about it dude, we’ll go over to brooke’s house”
pot head #1 – “f-ck yeah, i want some oreos”
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