brookie

the nickname of a smart and beautiful girl
dude have you met brookie yet
a super cool girl, commonly blond, very athletic, smiles a lot, gets lots of guys, and is very popular. also very easy to talk to and is very honest and a great friend.
cool pretty popular easy honest brookie
a common nickname for girls named brooke. though brookes are often seen as perky, blond, b-tchy, and shallow, there are a number of intelligent, brunette brookies who have to live with these stereotypes. if you come across one of these rare finds, you can most likely get their attention by talking about alternative and rock music, biting them (such as on the arm or shoulder), or ranting about the government in a non pompous way. or just scream, “racc–n.” brookies love racc–ns.
“see that new girl?”

“yeah…. she aint like most brookes.”

“i believe she prefers brookie. imma get her attention.”

“how?”

“racc–n!!!!!!”
a sweet little wookie. very forgetful. normally has long curly blond hair, almost like cousin “it”. very pretty. likes to wear revealing cloths.
i wish we had a brookie to play with.
a chocolate cookie with brownie qualities.
thomas ate a brookie during lunch.
fisherman’s vernacular for a brook trout, commonly found in the streams of northeastern minnesota and elsewhere in the united states
i hauled in a 12″ brookie down in the beaver pond yesterday.
a super skeeze of a girl who freely gives head to anyone with a p-n-s or anythin that slightly resembles a p-n-s. pretty much any sl-tty girl in brunswick county, nc.
d-mn, that girl’s disgusting, she’s a straight brookie.