broom hands


a young slightly chubby man that can only push a broom.
broom hands lost his drivers license so all he can do is use a push broom.
one whos hands were merged at birth, with the yard sweeping, floor cleaning utensils known solely as brooms

the only living example is mr jack burns
look, it’s him….mr broomhands himself

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