broomer


n. canadian term for the ice-curling “athlete” who uses his broom to mark where the stone-shooter should stand but never sweeps or sweats. thus a broomer is any lazy individual.

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hurry hard! split the rings and ice their broomer!
when somebody beheads themself and attaches it onto a wooden shaft and uses it as a broom.
my friend turned himself into a broomer but at least his house is clean.
slang for a witch.derived from this quote:
“women are angels and when someone breaks our wings….we simply continue to fly………on a broomstick… we are flexible…” author unknown.
i had this relationship. things started out real good and she turned into a real broomer.
someone who performs a task in the hardest way possible ; someone incapable of doing something in a logical manner ; someone who uses a broom and calls it “brooming”
she’s using a fork to serve the sauce? she’s such a broomer!
a broomer is an excessive drug user, who will use drugs in the public if he/she wants. they will go through drastic measures for the thrill of a drug, such as crushing up t3’s, or perks.
oh my g-d, look at that girl, she’s a total broomer!

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