broomstick bitch
a girl that is so ridiculously thin you can use her as the handle for a broom. you need to be gently though, as broomstick b-tches tend to snap into two if you use even the slightest force.
dude a: boy this house is a mess. hey, you! broomstick b-tch!
bb: yeah?
dude a: i’ll give you five quid to be my broom handle.
bb: well, i am so thin that you can see through me, and unbelievably arrogant because of it (which makes me a broomstick b-tch) so okay!
dude a: right, i’ll just fit you on there and…
-snap-
dude a: oh cr-p, it’s split in two!
dude b: ha ha! stupid b-tch. oh man, look at all that powdered blood and dust coming out of her. ewww.
dude a: come on, lets get another broomstick b-tch to clean her up.
dude b: okay!
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