Brooping
brooping is brushing while you take a p–p. we do it because 1. we are in a hurry
2. it is a more comfortable form of brushing teeth.
skills required: 1. accurate spitting through the hole between your legs and into the toilet seat. 2. remembering which hand holds the toothbrush and which holds the tp.
bro1: yo brosizzle, how come your c-ck tastes like toothpaste?
bro2: well brosuff, i was brooping like ten minutes ago and i totally spit toothpaste all over my d-ck!
texting your bro while p–ping.
bro #1 – “sup dude”
bro #2 – “nothing dude, just taking a p–p”
bro #1 – “ah dude me too!!, we’re brooping!!”
browsing the internet while p–ping.
making the most of her lunch break, dashawna took her dell inspirion 5374 to the restroom to do some brooping.
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