Brophany
when two drunk bros think they come up with something genius (idea, plan, invention, etc.), yet it is actually a really bad idea that just sounds good because both persons are plastered.
bro 1: “dude, how sweet would it be to be able to dunk?”
bro 2: “i know, i wish i was athletic….wait, follow me!”
-both run to the nearest basketball court-
bro 2: “i’m gonna get on my hands and knees, then you jump off me and dunk!”
bro 1: “bro, this is gonna be awesome!!!”
-bro 1 jumps, falls forward over his bro and hits his face on the basketball pole-
-ambulance arrives and the paramedic looks at the scene after talking to both “bros”-
paramedic 1: “they definitely had a brophany.”
paramedic 2: “yeah, no doubt about it.”
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