bros before bros


the h-m-s-xual version of the phrase bros before hoes. to prioritize your male friends before your relationship with another guy.
steve: gee chris, i sure love spending time with my new boyfriend jeremy! he is so sweet and strong and caring!

chris: man you need to start chillin with us more often. whatever happened to bros before bros??

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