bros before clothes
(n.) an important sub-rule of the bros before hoes clause in the bro code that states the bro may not, under any circ-mstance, ditch his bros to go clothes shopping with his hoe.
guy 1- “hey guys, i can’t watch 300 tonight.”
guy 2- “what’s up, bro? we always watch a flick on thirsty thursdays in the man cave!”
guy 1- “tiffany wanted to get a new jacket–”
guy 3- “wait, you’re ditching us to be her shopping b-tch?”
guy 1- “it’s not like that, we might buy lingerie too!”
guy 2- “you’re willing to violate the sacred rule of bros before clothes? dishonor shall fall heavily upon your b-lls for this treachery, my dude!”
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