brosephus
josephus (ad 37 – c. 100)(joseph, son of matthias) was a first-century jewish historian and apologist of priestly and royal ancestry who survived and recorded the destruction of jerusalem in ad 70. his works give an important insight into first-century judaism.
since he was able to survive and record all this data, we know josephus must have been a bro. so now, in today’s society, it is common to relate josephus to today’s bros, combining the name and the term into one common term: brosephus.
generally, this term is used to describe someone who is so incredibly bro, they are able to completely pack the double horseshoe and consume m-ssive amounts of nati light. sometimes, however, the term is just used jokingly amongst friends.
“hey, brosephus, you tryin’ to pack a tin right now?”
“yes, my fellow brosephus, i f-cked her in the -ss”
a term of endearment, combining the terms broseph and bocephus. originates from the nickname of hank williams, jr. but can be used by-and-towards both bocephus fans and non-fans alike. similar to brocephus, but does not carry the same country music connotation. female equivalent is “brosephusette”.
this guy, he’s my brosephus. this girl, she’s my brosephusette.
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