broservative


a completely inconsistent frat guy that loves partying, sleeping around, and smoking sh-tty weed but will still vote for a party that wants to make all of those things illegal, because “muh guns” and ‘murica. at least, that’s all we’ve been able to decipher from their incoherent babble.

says he supports “female empowerment” despite believing in traditional gender roles. feels uncomfortable around g-y people despite saying the word “h-m-” more than any h-m-s-xual.

almost definitely listens to rap music, despite being not-at-all-subtly racist.

probably blasts said rap music from a ford f-150 that his dad bought him.
“yo my friend with the b-ssnectar tattoo is heading to a b-ssnectar concert to drop acid and f-ck around.”

– “didn’t he vote trump and proudly call himself conservative? that seems like awfully liberal behavior?”

“yeah he’s such a broservative.”

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