brospective
the perspective of a bro, often wiser than one’s own judgment primarily because the bro is not involved in the situation.
friend: yo dude, whats your brospective on that girl in our chem cl-ss?
bro: you’ve got no chance, you gotta stop chasing her.
a perspective or insight provided by a bro to another bro often times concerning a poor choice or decision made by the fellow bro. brospective is used to maintain a “bro” mentality and make certain that everything stays chill.
justin: “from my brospective your girl is f—n psycho, and she’s the only reason we cant chill anymore”
tj: “nah man…….its cool.”
(its not cool)
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