Brostache
a mustache used to tickle ones scr-t-m. usually one of the true “bros” scr-t-m. or used in action, to tickles ones scr-t-m, thus becoming a true bro. sometimes one mistakes this as extremely intrusive, but this is usually the start of a true bromance.
“is the man with the brostache invited to this party?”
a term of endearment used to describe one’s exceptionally close friends. in the event that one may make an absolutely obsurdly idiotic comment, it may be used in a mocking way; as to say that said person would never be a close friend of the accuser. this term was invented by rhett smith.
brostache, did you just whitness that effing hyper-shred?
yeah, good one brostache, the locust are talented.
a bro-stache is similar to a “trash-stache.” it is a thin layer of peach fuzz type hair that is not fully grown into a full mustache yet. it derives from young latino boys ranging from the ages of 12-20. this age range of young latinos predominantly have these staches and call each other “bros,” which is where the term “bro-stache” came from.
morgan: woh! hey steph, did you just see that kid with the sweet bro-stache?
steph: yeah, he looks like such white trash!
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