Brostalgia
a wistful or excessively sentimental yearning for return to a past period with your bro or bros.
dude: yo, let’s steal the napkin-holder from this bar.
widowed-bro: . . . nah (disappointedly turns away)
dude: you alright man?
widowed-bro: . . . (thinking about a time he and his bros took a road trip to new mexico and stole a horse-cop’s horse and used it to commandeer an oxen and 12 hundred dollars worth of cattle)
dude: dude!
widowed-bro: sorry . . . just thinking about this thing me and my bros once stole
dude: you need to stop being so brostalgic and live in reality.
widowed-bro: i can’t help my brostalgia. i loved ted “t-killa” jones. he was my main bro . . . g-dd-mn it! i told him not to play 13 consecutive games of flip cup with everclear grain alcohol. (a single brostalgic tear rolls down his cheek)
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