brostitution
: a male belonging to the yolo demographic being forced to sell their body to support their freewheeling lifestyle.
: a bro being forced to sell out, get a real job and grow up.
“dude, we’re out of cash and stranded in nicaragua! we’re going to have to turn to brost-tution!”
“bro, being a ski b-m isn’t really working out. i think i’m going to go back to school and get into corporate brost-tution like everyone else.”
taking bros before hoes seriously.
lizzy wanted me to come out but so did jimmy so i picked jimmy being a loyal brost-tute, sticking to the law of brost-tution.
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