Brotector
a watchful bro who looks out for his fellow broskis and brotects them from bromergancies in anyway he can.
this includes stocking up on brotein shakes for the brobeque and the upcoming zombro bropocalypse.
“you gonna need some brotection in that part of town bro! i’m a level 5 brotector”
“it’s brokay bro, i’ve got my bro-gun”
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