Brotentious


1. having the quality of wanting to be regarded as more swole, cool or alpha than they really are;

2. the act of thinking your gym is far superior to anyone else’s gym.
mark: i just went to planet fitness and i enjoyed it.
tony: bro. no one is getting swole at planet fitness.

mark: serioulsy, stop being so brotentious.

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