broternative


weak “alternative” music bros listen to like vampire weekend and phoenix.
you are not edgy or alternative – you’re just broternative.

bro1: bro, you going to the vampire weekend show tonight?
bro2: h-ll yeah, bro. it’s gonna rock!

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