brother’s tea


a revolting experience described as follows.

a male goes into a public bathroom to drop a deuce. unknowingly, the bowl is filled to the brim with a prior dude’s diluted s&-t plus bowl water. yes, the bowl is clogged, but for whatever reason, the situation is unresolved. in short, the bowl is full, but no water spilled out onto the floor to tip you off that there is a situation.

so, said male sits down and, with such innocence, sits down on the toilet seat, and in doing so, dunks his unsuspecting b-lls into the slightly chilly tea of diluted fecal matter.

this is brother’s tea. it’s horrible. and it’s real.

you’re kind of an eskimo brother with another brother in a way that i can’t even describe.
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