brothlete
a bro who constantly talks about how much he can lift and how stoked he is to go pro. when in fact he will never go pro and will spend the greater half of his life living in his parents’ bas-m-nt, using steroids, and talking about high school sports. they truly believe they are the most bad-ss members of society and are condescending to all those who are not swole. they also know everything about working out.
vince: man, that bro is giving everyone in gym pointers again.
rey: here he comes to tell us he’s not goin pro until next week, again.
vince: that sh-t is so annoying. he a brothlete.
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