brotologists


one who studies the history of bro to bro relationships. they attempt to acquire knowledge on the past behavior of bro companionship’s in hopes to explain why bro behavior has become the way it is today.
brotologists concluded that after building the pyramids i’m sure the slaves became bros, perhaps this explains why we like to pick heavy things up and put them down several times a week with a fellow bro.

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