Brouquet
when a group of bros, preferably 3, wants to signify their bromance they touch the scr-t-ms of their fully erect p-n-ses and bind the base of shafts together with a rubber band. thus creating the trifecta of a bromance known as the brouquet. or a bouquet composed of p-n-s shafts.
note: a binding pressure of roughly 10 kpa is recommended to avoid unintentional castration.
i really wanted to surprise my girlfriend so i gave her a brouquet. then she called me a f-g and dumped me! i don’t understand girls bro.
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