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• hirement

  to employ someone “i am so complaining to the st petersburg police department for the hirement of jimmy onto their force!”

• dilberries

  slang for midget t-st-cl-s. “hey, look at that midget’s dilberries.” “in proporion with the rest of his body, his dilberries are the size of bowling b-lls.” excrement clinging to the hairs around the -n-s i had to use a wet flannel to get rid of that d-mn dilberry.

• Cockmush

  when you m-st-rb-t- so hard your p-n-s turns flaccid and to mush. yo dude i had a tug until i got c-ckmush last night.

• Dildo Ranch

  the d-ld- ranch is a world famous resort located in the heart of the arizona desert. the d-ld- ranch offers affordable prices on new (and used) d-ld-s. but there’s a catch… to get into the d-ld- ranch one must prove his worth… a small asian man with white facial hair is waiting for you… not […]

• dildo studded dildo

  a d-ld- studded with yet more d-ld-s. oftentimes used to describe how painful, bad or rough a situation is. that final exam was rougher than getting raped with a d-ld- studded d-ld-.

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