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  a quant-ty of food typically taken by a loved one who has refused any previous offer of food, but decides to snack on yours anyway. “i didn’t want any of the meals there, but his fries looked delicious, so i just helped myself to a girlfriend portion.”

• gobslobber

  a h-m-s-xual or straight male who performs oral s-x on a p-n-s and prefers to focus his attention on the tip “hey steven, did you hear rhett was a gobslobber? that’s why he was so popular at those g-y clubs!”

• hicklebilly

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• tablebear

  a very weird awkward man. must be a male to be one. he is the one to always say the dumb puns and jokes such as knock knock jokes. mike is so weird, he always says the stupidest things, he’s such a tablebear.

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