Brow blindness
the lack of ability to see how ugly your eyebrows are.
“i wasn’t sure if she was extremely surprised, or if she just had a facelift. her eyebrows were distracting. – she must have been suffering from brow blindness”
“cdn.diply.com/img/11f2bb65-6983-4b3e-995b-3967bd29e877.jpg – this person is suffering from a serious case of brow blindness”
“did you look yourself in the mirror when you did your eyebrows, or do you suffer from brow blindness?”
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