brown bag lunch
when a gentleman places his scr-t-m and t-st-cl-s inside the -n-l cavity of the young lady thus acquiring said “brown bag”. the coated scr-t-m is then placed into the womans mouth thus creating a “brown bag lunch”.
after a stimulating night at the opera theodore surprised emily with a brown bag lunch. as per jeeves, the butler, cleanup was “ghastly”.
when a women is very unattractive. so to solve this you put a brown bag over her head. two possibly, one for you and one for her if she is that bad. then you proceed in s-xual intercourse.
dude did you see that nasty chick? you need to take her out for a brownbag lunch.
when you sh-t your underpants to the point where they are ooey and gooey just like the caramel guy from candy land and you slide them over a girls face.
will ferrel was so determined to be a movie wh-r- all his life that he gave himself a brown bag lunch just to get the part of the drummer in the red hot chili peppers movie.
an event in which an individual is defecating in a porta-potty and another said person proceeds to tip the potty over causing a situation in which individual #1 is wallowing in his or her own excrement
i was taking a dump, when i felt a nasty thump. i felt the potty tip, and i was covered in sh-t. needless to say, i wasn’t hungry, but i got a brown bag lunch.
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