brown beacon
the brown beacon is when your bowels have begun a pre-launch sequence and you have only a few minutes to get to a toilet before you sh-t your pants.
i was in the store picking up a 24 pack of the beast and suddenly i felt the brown beacon. as luck would have it, once i found the shabby bathroom the toilet looked like someone had sharted on it and the stall door wouldn’t lock and i had to out-wait a stall stalker.
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