Brown ButterFly
it’s the cousin of “tossin a salad”. instead of using your tongue to stimulate an -n-s, you use your eyelashes like a b-tterfly kiss. ban-n-s
sara was afraid if she blinked too much while the brown b-tterfly was in effect i would sh-t in her eye upon opening. i let her know i have control of my -n-s by letting a little fart out and taking a single eyelash with me as a keep sake forever.
when you have a bowel movement without cleaning risidual fecal matter and then surprise a person by spreading ones “b-tt cheaks” and “smooshing” it against a person
brown b-tterfly charlie gave peter a brown b-tterfly while he was p-ssed out from to much drinking.
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