Brown Cow


where chocolate milk comes from.
look at all those brown cows! i guess the farmer must sell chocolate milk.
the action of slapping a woman in the face with your p-n-s after performing unprotected -n-l s-x with her. the object is to cover her face with feces and/or blood.
when carly refused to cook ribs, alex gave her a brown cow.
the mixing of pepsi and milk, to create a fizzy, milky treat. both words are usually elongated and pr-nounced in a promiscuous nature.
“dude, what the h-ll is that you’re drinking?”
“it’s called a brown cow.”
a ridiculously fat brown woman
rana is a brown cow
sticking the p-n-s in the -n-s of the female and taking it out with feces on the p-n-s and then the female “milks” the cow
hey i totally brown cowed this one b-tch last night. my d-ck was full of sh-t
the act of sh-tting on a person’s chest and/ or face and “moo” like a cow
paula: “what’s a ‘brown cow’?”

dean: -pfft- “moo!”
the s-m-n from a man that comes out of a women’s v-g-n- after s-x, when she has been off her period for a few days.
“i gave the farmers daughter a brown cow”

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