brown-eyed snake charmer
when a sh-t coming out of one’s -ss is so long that it has am-ssed at the bottom of the toilet bowl and grown to the surface like a volcanic island emerging from the pacific ocean. the sh-t keeps coming in one long continuous p–p like when a soft serve ice cream machine has a faulty handle. eventually, to prevent the growing glop of excrement from pressing the b-ttocks from below, the person has to lift their -ss off the toilet seat and rotate and hover their b-tt cheeks over this watery porcelain pit to let the brownie rope coil onto the steaming lump with as low a profile as possible. though the sh-t is obviously dropping downward, the t-rd snake appears to be rising slowly from the toilet bowl, mesmerized by the slowly swirling -ss, and burying it’s head into that hypnotic brown eye from which it came.
ben: “dudes, i just took a sh-t that was so long that the top of it comes 5 inches above the waterline. i even made it curly-q’ed like an ice cream cone from dairy queen.”
charley: “d-mn, man! your -ss is a brown-eyed snake charmer!”
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