brown five


when you sh-t for five whole minutes without stopping
“i just took a number two”
“oh really, well i took a f-cking brown five”
“sh-t”
when you sh-t for five whole minutes without stopping
“i just took a number two”
“oh really, well i took a f-cking brown five”
“sh-t”
the act of sh-tting and p-ssing at the same time.
bro: i just had the worst number two in months.
you: you think so? i just took a f-cking brown five!

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