brown flat


1. round flat p–p resembling the shape and size of a table tennis paddle. not to be confused with browns flat, the rural community in kings county, new brunswick, canada.
“i’ve been sh-tting out brown flats ever since i lost a table tennis tournament and jerry shoved the flat side of the paddle up my -ss.”

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