Brown Hampton
the act of masturbating while releasing fecal matter out of your -n-l cavity aka taking a p–p
mr. maki taking his laptop into the bathroom and disappearing for a solid hour and when he came out and we asked him what he was doing in there he proceeded to say layin down a fat brown hampton
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