brown handshake
opposite of golden handshake. when one loses their job with no compensation.
you think you’re going to be made redundant with a big fat payoff but no, you get the brown handshake. do not collect any money, just clear your desk and get the h-ll outta here!
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when you reach into a used toilet bowl up to your elbow to try to remove a clog.
“wow james, you were in the bathroom for a while. did you just do a brown handshake?”
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