brown jesus
when someone who is brown pulls off an incredible act, stunt, or mission they are crowned with the nickname brown jesus.
jay sean is brown jesus after that rumour he was dating nicole scherzinger from the p-ssycat dolls.
raghav is brown jesus after he picked up that chick in his music video “so much”.
a dump so large it is as if the -ss of g-d came forth and gave you his only son, in t-rd form.
“i should warn you, i’m going to have to enlist the services of a plumber because my brown jesus’ broke the toilet.”
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