Brown Lasso
(n.) this act must be performed carefully and tediously. it involves lifting up a toilet seat, p–ping in a neat circle on the rim of the toilet, and then closing the toilet seat on top of the p–p, creating an oreo-like sh-t cookie.
guy 1: i walked into the bathroom earlier and could not find the source of the terrible smell
guy 2: i know what it is. -lifts up toilet seat to reveal p–p.-
guy 3: someone’s been brown l-ssoing the toilets in here repeatedly.
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