Brown Lava


the bowel movement after eating greasy food that is hot, steamy, chunky liquid; erupting like a volcano out of your -n-s.
stan: “hey carl, you okay? you don’t look so good…”
carl: “awh man no. i feel like sh-t, i just ate kfc and now i’m pouring brown lava every five minutes!”
stan: “ah bro, i know the feeling. i had taco bell last week and it did the same to me.”

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