brown microphone


to sing or serenade into one’s b-mhole therefore mimicking a microphone that is brown. often ex-american/canadian idol stars are reduced to using the brown microphone since it is the only audience that is attentive.
tariq: “last nizzight clay aiken sang an incredible melody into m’a brown microphone. it was stuck in my head awl day!”
dwayne: “d-mn n-gg-, that’s gross!”

to sing or serenade into one’s b-mhole therefore mimicking a microphone that is brown. often ex-american/canadian idol stars are reduced to using the brown microphone since it is the only audience that is attentive.
tariq: “last nizzight clay aiken sang an incredible melody into m’a brown microphone. it was stuck in my head awl day!”
dwayne: “d-mn n-gg-, that’s gross!”
to sing or serenade into one’s b-mhole therefore mimicking the action of singing into a microphone that happens to be brown. often ex-american/canadian idol stars are reduced to using the brown microphone since it is the only audience that is attentive.
tariq: “last nightt clay aiken sang an incredible melody into m’a brown microphone. it was stuck in m’a head awl day!”
dwayne: “d-mn n-gg-, that’s gross!”

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