Brown Musket
brown musket describes a s-xual act which typically involves at least one male. it occurs when an individual takes a dab of excrement onto their finger and then inserts it into the pee-hole of an erect partner. the pinky is most often used, but more advanced ‘brown muskateers’ often graduate to the use of the larger digits when a willing partner is able to withstand what is usually considered an intensely painful experience. the source of the fecal matter used is irrelevant but most often belongs to one of the involved partic-p-nts. extra points are earned the heavier a musket is loaded. common side effects include urinary tract infections, as well as p-ssing sh-t.
mary was mildly disgusted, but not altogether surprised when ian’s d-ck tasted like sh-t after she delicately performed her first brown musket on him.
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